My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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another one...My life seems to be full of vomit related incidents... there was the time we'd been drinking at a mates since 1 in the afternoon, had popped into the local at 5 for a few evening drinks, one guy downs half his pint, looks at it, picks it up and vomits back into it filling it to the brim and not spilling any anywhere else (that has got to be the most precise chunder I have ever seen) the last time I was ill was after works xmas do, my mate Michelle who was sleeping on my sofa had pulled a random bloke, whilst i was necking all the free bottles of wine (about 3 i estimate) then i was dancing like a loon, I also stole a lamp and a traffic cone, and Michelle drove us back to the flat. We had more wine then i went to bed, woke up at 4am to find I'd puked on my pillow and covers, so i took the dirty sheets, wrapped them up and dropped them on the floor and went back to sleep! (it took three washes to get them clean, and i felt slightly unwell the following day) really at my age i should know better!!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:35, Reply)
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