My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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At last a question I must have 200 answers toWhen I was at college a group of us took our cars down to Camber Sands, we packed the essentials, 2 cases of lager and a bottle of spirits each per person, 3 people per car, 5 cars.
We headed down, drivers sober, passengers wrecked,at 60mph on the motorway the front 3 cars in our 5 car convoy had someone standing up through the sunroofs. ( I know its stupid now, but funny none the less).
It was bloody funny (and messy) when the guy standing up in the front car threw up, leaving a vapour trail of lager and MadDog20/20 over the cars behind, complete with vomit soaked lad sticking out of the roof, then almost instantly he in turn threw up and covered the person and car behind him.
We had to stop off at a garage and jetwash the cars and the lads.
I guess you had to be there, but trust me it was F'kin funny
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:46, Reply)
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