My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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not restricted to just vomitAlso when at college we used to drive about at night with shitfaced passengers shooting down from Croydon to Brighton for a drive.
One night my mate Dazza was driving his dad's company car (Peugeot 405) and feeling sick his mate Tone leaned out the window and threw up past the Grand Hotel in Brighton.
To top this the other mate in the car Markie tried to take a shit out of the rear passenger window, but he ended up landing a massive log down the outside of the car, outside Brighton Pier, in front of hundreds of people and more skirt than you can launch a turd at,
He then said "I aint cleaning it, its nothing to do with me"
Priceless
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:54, Reply)
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