My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Paint TasticMy brother mike celibrated his 18th birthday by drinking a 3 litre cube of shit french wine, then throwing up out of his window over the painted flat roof below.
Next morning we noticed his puke had removed all the paint from the flat roof and lead flashing.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:57, Reply)
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