My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Doner VomitWhen I was 18 I'd already had a scare with alcohol misuse. So when, at 20, I started drinking again it was always going to lead to bother.
So the second night of my alcoholic rebirth consisted of 4 pints of Scrumpy and a dodgy kebab from an undisclosed locatrion in the North of Scotland - I've already said too much.
I also started smoking - 4 Marlboros if I recall - I soon stopped again.
It was the ciggies that did it. I had just stubbed out the fourth one, when a bloatedness overcame me and made it clear that either my stomach was going to stretch or it would deposit some of its contents.
Long story short: car park, hurl, astonishment.
The vomit had landed on the tarmac in the the shape and colour of the doner kebab I had devoured mere hours earlier.
I have witnesses, coz I ran back to the pub and dragged my mates out to see it.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 23:24, Reply)
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