My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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a bunch of uswent to a rock night at a club the other day for my friend andy's birthday. me and him had a spectacular amount to drink but both held it together until getting back to mine (a few people were staying over as i had an empty house) anyways, we imbibed a great deal of water to try and stop the sickness before it started. it didnt worjk however and i had to go and use the kitchen sink as someone was in the bathroom. andy then sat calmly in an armchair and explained that the water had obviously worked as he no longer felt sick. then he projectiled a long stream of vomity water across my living room. grinned foolishly at me and said, oh dont worry about that, its only water. uh-huh, thanks man
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 0:20,
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