My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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not booze relatedbut my most memorable horf...was 14 years old, got up in the middle of the night to puke and let loose in the toilet like a good young'un...not remembering to take my retainer out of my mouth first. SPLASH it goes into the can, sinking through a sea of vomit and settling on the bottom. So, what to do? Flush it down, losing an expensive piece of orthodontic equipment, possibly damaging the plumbing, and incurring the wrath of the parents? Or...bite the bullet and fish it out?
You guessed it. Go fish. God damn, I have never scrubbed anything as clean in my entire life as I scrubbed that retainer (and my hands) before popping it back into my mouth.
Then just for variety, when all that was done, I got the shits. Thank the fuck I didn't lose anything in the can after THAT.
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Shiksa, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 0:29,
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