My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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whenever i'm sick, it pours out of my noseOne day when i was particularly ill, i had just finished a nice bowl of tomato soup, when i started to feel horridly nauseous and rushed to be sick down the loo. After a few minutes of retching and spraying the now acidified red fluids from all my facial orifices, i went back about my daily business. Being rather ill, i didn't make much of my nose being blocked for the next three days, but then i sneezed VERY hard into my hand, and what did i find, but a very snotty, tomato soup covered bit of bread that had been lodged in my nasal cavities for half a week.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 0:58,
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