My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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out of both endsIt was about 4 months ago, and I had just enjoyed a wonderful days white water rafting, during which our boat capsized and I swallowed a couple of mouthfulls of river water. I felt fine for the rest of the day and the day after, until the following night when I decided to drive home (I was staying at a friends at the time) as I felt a bit iffy. I had a shit when I got in (which was pretty much 100% water) and then went to bed hoping a good nights kip would sort me out good and proper.
However I woke up at about 4:00 am feeling less than peachy, proceeded to chuck up the Subway baguette i'd had for tea the night before all over the (new) carpet and raced to the bog, where I chundered for about 5 minutes. However I had forgotten I had a case of the shits too, and when I had a large spew, a considerable amount of shit came out at the same time, staining my pants and stinking out the entire bathroom. For the next 20 minutes I sat on the bog, bucket in hand, shitting water every time I was being sick.
Great times!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 2:02, Reply)
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