My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I never got drunk
So all my vomits were because I was really sick... so you can figure out that my vomits were always 'cause of rotten food.
The first time I barfed, I was very young, maybe 3 years old. I remember I woke up in the middle of the night with a bad stomach ache. I woke my mom up, and she was taking me to the kitchen to give me a tea or something, and my grandpa was sleeping on the couch.
When I entered the living room, I stopped and told her I was not feeling well... and then I turned left and vomited all the corn I ate that afternoon... ALMOST on my grandpa´s face. He imediatly jumped from the couch, with the natural "what the fuck" look of someone who was woke up by corn vomit on his face.
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 4:55, Reply)
So all my vomits were because I was really sick... so you can figure out that my vomits were always 'cause of rotten food.
The first time I barfed, I was very young, maybe 3 years old. I remember I woke up in the middle of the night with a bad stomach ache. I woke my mom up, and she was taking me to the kitchen to give me a tea or something, and my grandpa was sleeping on the couch.
When I entered the living room, I stopped and told her I was not feeling well... and then I turned left and vomited all the corn I ate that afternoon... ALMOST on my grandpa´s face. He imediatly jumped from the couch, with the natural "what the fuck" look of someone who was woke up by corn vomit on his face.
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 4:55, Reply)
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