My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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MMMM slideyyyycompletely wankered at my high school break up, gf decided to leave it until that night to tell me shes breaking up with my fine self, luckily i had brought every aussie boys favourite friend a litre bottle of bundaberg over proof rum along with me
fast forward tfour hour completely ignoring thr fact that i threw her, her sister and thier cousin into the swimming pool in incredibly expensive cocktail dresses and we come to a young bedraggled and rather un funky womble standing on the steps of the kiddy slide into the pool,
I'm sure u can guess what happens next..... yes ................. i yakked all down the slide and then the prissy school captain swims underneath the edge of the slide just as my rum a small amount of coke and a fairly large portion of hawaiian pizza hits her in the forehead.........
not a popular boy at the graduation ceremony was i
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 7:54, Reply)
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