My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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ohhh and another oneOne of my good friends whos very small and a real lightweight tried to drink a whole bottle of vodka. He got halfway though it before the host of the party threw him out for breaking a glass vase. I decided to walk him home cos' he was to far gone to get there by him self, i had help from another one of is mates. any way we are walking down this street with parked cars either side of him and he tells us he needs to take a piss. Instead of trying to find a bush or tree we just prop him up against a bmw where he pisses all over the bonnet, he then zips up and pukes on the bonnet making a nice mixture of piss and sick on someones car.
Then as we are walking up the road we pass a couple walking the opposite direction they ask us if we need any help, we decline saying his house is just a bit further down anyway i look back at the couple and as it turns out the BMW was theirs luckerly they didn't realise that it was my mat doing the puking.lol
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:20, Reply)
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