My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Day of finishing GCSEsSome years ago now. Starting boozing at midday after the final exam, by 5pm I had gotten through 5 tins of Super Strongbow, and a tin of Special Brew. Pretty good going I thought. Decided the best course of action would be to go for a swim in the school pool which was "interesting", jumped straight in the deep end pissed as a bastard, found myself on the bottom of the pool, paniced slightly and had to get out for fear of death. In the changing room I managed to fall head first into a bin while puking (I started just at the moment of tripping over and honest to god managed to get everything into the bin). It was a huge projectile vom from deep in my guts, that was probably one of the worst. But I have probably forgotten the choicest ones.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:07, Reply)
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