My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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The night of a thousand vomits,One night in student halls after ludicrously strong see breezes followed by ongs I found myself a little green around the gills to say the least, I rushed to my room to converse colourfully with the sink, just after my friend (who did not live in halls) started to look the same his girlfriend noticed
GF are you ok?
he shakes head
GF are you going to be sick
He nods
Gf can you make it to the bathroom
shakes head
GF can you make it to Corins (my) room
He bolts for the door and gets to my room to find me in the prime position by the sink, his quick thinking GF shouts:
Window!
to where he rushes and pukes, of course the sound of him puking makes me puke and then the sound of me makes him puke in turn,
What followed could only be described as puke tennis, bake and forth for a good while.
BTW the next day I had to get the bus into town to buy sink and plughole unblocker as my sink got bunged up with my mixed veg delivery. I eventual had to unscrew the u bend and clear it out, all with the stinkingist hangover know to man!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:59, Reply)
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