My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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It was the dayI handed in my resignation letter, I decided to celebrate with a few colleagues.
We started off in the pub next to the office, a few double vodkas later, decided to move to another place, a few more doubles and I feel I'm going to be sick so I decide to make a dash for the toilets. I make it up the stairs, unfortunately my stomach doesn't and I puked on the landing. Feeling a second wave coming on I decide to carry on my way to the loo, unfortunately, I slip in my puke face first.
Friend found me, had to clean me up, and took me back to her place.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:41, Reply)
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