My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Vinegar vomThe night before we were to receive our Higher exam results last year, three friends and my brother and I decided to have a premature celebration/drowning of sorrows in my back garden using half a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Irn Bru. This was a truly filthy combination, but we all knocked it back as best we could. The vodka ran out pretty quickly, so raided the cupboard and came up with a bottle of gin. If the mixture of vodka and 'Bru was bad, gin was appalling. After that we went for a walk.
That's the last thing I remember before waking up in my bed, totally naked with my exam results envelope lying on my face and a rapidly retreating mother calling "You've been sick!" over her shoulder. I had indeed, a bright orange mixture of thai chicken fillets and Irn Bru all over my beige carpet. I felt monumentally ill, but of course was made to get on my hands and knees and clean up the mess, which resulted in my running to the bathroom several times an hour to expell a totally clear liquid which felt like pure acid into the toilet. The combination of handling lumpy puke and having my throat assaulted by some kind of organic paint stripper has yet to be equalled.
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