My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Twice as nice...Whilst a spewdent (sic), I was well known for enjoying a good vom after investing £10s of pounds in booze. My own personal favourite came when I decided to take on a bottle of red aftershock. About £30 later, the lot was evacuated into a nearby pint glass. Furious that I should waste so much money, I promptly decided to try and regain my evenings investment by downing the new cocktail in the pint glass. It stuck in my stomach for approximately a minute before the sprinklers came on, disturbingly close to the dance floor.
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timothycrippins, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:18,
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