My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Ah, the fun.Heavy nights drinking with friend, friend lets me kip in his parents house spare room. Wake up the next morning with the pre-vom and know that I won't make it to bathroom.
Open window and hurl immediately. I hurl for quite a long time. I open eyes to see that I have just pebbledashed a very nice looking conservatory in sick.
Friends parents were having breakfast in it at the time. Was not invited back.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:43, Reply)
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