My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Hmmmm...My mate Nick stayed over my house in the spare room the one night after a heavy night drinking. I woke up in the morning and knocked his door to see if he was awake. He moaned something from the bed and I looked down on the floor where had neatly folded and piled all his clothes, including his pants on top.
He had managed to spew over the entire pile and completely covered his shreddies.
Another time i phoned my brother to pick me up from town (waking him up in the process) as we couldnt get a taxi. On the way home i felt sick and tried to swallow it, but it sprayed through my fingers all over the back of the poor bastards head. my bad.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:57,
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