My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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One evening I was out drinking with some friendsand while extremely drunk, decided it would be fun to try and drink a pint of water. Through my nose. I performed said feat, much to the delight of my friends and some other random nearby people, who cheered.
High on my sudden popularity, I decided to do it again. Again everyone cheered, and the subtle discomfort of snorting water was nicely subdued by my complete ratarsedness.
Of course, feeling the need to outdo myself, I decided to step up a gear, and grabbed a pint someone had carelessly left on a table. A pint of finest cider, no less. Now, I very much dislike cider when consumed properly, but when consumed nasaly, it produced an instant reaction. I vomited on the floor and got thrown out of the club.
Hooray!
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:52,
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