My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Fucking StudentsWhen I was at college, I lived with this sub-human creature called Dave, who had many unsavoury habits. One fine example is when he crawled home one night and found the nearest sink to vom in. The kitchen sink.
When our other flatmate Clare entered the kitchen the next morning to make a cuppa, she was confronted with plates and pans covered in spew. When Dave was confronted with the phrase "Clean that up you dirty cunt", his reply was "No". The reason? It wasn't his washing up. Clare moved out shortly after that, surprisingly.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:41, Reply)
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