My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Bungee PukeOur local pub had a Sponsored bungee jump so a couple of friends decide that they are going to have a go and raise a bit of cash for a good cause.
Cometh the hour one of the two gets cold feet and said "the is no way I am doing it". The only solution to this was if both of them were tied together and jumped at the same time.
this plan was made over a few beers to get a bit of dutch courage, the only drawback in the tied together drunken bungee jump was that as they were on the second bounce one of the two jumpers starts to puke all over the place including all over Chris who of course could not get away.
Even when the two were safely on terra firma being untied poor Dave ws still puking up over the very pissed off Chris who was saying "get off me you Fucking Bastard".
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:09,
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