My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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This was illnessI hate getting ill, I don't reall mind puking from alcohol, but flu puking is different as you really feel no better afterwards. This must be the worst one actually. I was 13, had flu or similar shitty illness. I woke up in the middle of the night with the shits, ran to the toilet and released the flow (half liquid, half bubbles) which I released a tad too early and sprayed the back of the toilet, then realised I was going to puke as well. There was literally nothing within reach to chuck into so I just leant forward and spewed onto myself, my shorts, the floor, basically fucking everywhere except in the toilet. I then sat leant forward dry heaving non stop for 5 minutes which woke my mum up. She comes in to see me sat naked on a pebble dashed toilet, puke all over me, I'm red faced, crying with the effort of the dry heaving.. That must rank as one of the worst moments of my formative years. Fucking illnesses.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:21, Reply)
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