My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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House WarmingLet's go back 6 yrs, I was eighteen and my friend parents house warming.
Well actually the parents weren't there so it was just me and 4 mates.
We all got drunk but my mate Jacko took the buscuit. He got F***ED metaphorically and literally by Mark's (whose house it was) sister who turned up later. This pissed Mark off somewhat as it was his sister in his parents bed and he walked in on them.
Later in the night the sister diecided she wanted to be "alone" so she kicked Jacko out of the bedroom to sleep in the lounge with us boys. He was a bit worse for wear now and ended up shivering on the floor in the foetal position after having ejected his stomach into the kitchen sink and blocking it up with chuncky pizza.
Mark went a bit nuts when this happened and started kicking the shit out of a shivering, crying Cacko screaming, "CLEAN IT UP!! CLEAN IT UP YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!" This led to jacko trying to clean the sink out with his hands while vomiting all the time at the stench.
I think that might have ruined his night.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:26, Reply)
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