My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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oooh ooh 'nother one...I was staying with a mate of mine who was living in halls at Christ Church college Oxford. We had an extremely toxic evening in the room of a friend of my friend and eventually decided to saunter back to the other side of college to my mates room. We had to make it out of the room along a corridor down a massive 4 storey spiral staircase, across a couple of quads and into the safe confines of my mate's room... for some reason without anyone spotting us (can't remember why that was)
The process of getting up and walking along the first corridor sent in motion the contents of my stomach which were expelled over the ornate ballustrade at the top of aforementioned spiral staircase down four flights.
The resulting impact with the floor sent goo all over the hallway of these particular halls...
I was also sick on the lawns of both quads and a couple of other olde steps we had to negotiate on the way back to Blue Boar.
Incidentally that night on the heated floor of my mates room was without question the best night's sleep I have ever had on a floor...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:06, Reply)
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