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We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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A few years ago when I was still living in my parents loft room, I was awoken violently at about 4am and was sick over myself in bed and had to dash to the loo to finish being be very sick in the en-suite toilet. I felt like death but managed to go back to sleep.

Then around 9am, after calling in ill to work with food poisoning I realised I needed to run to the loo again to be sick, I was naked as I'd taken off my sick covered boxers. As i was heaving into the loo, the strain on my gut caused me to follow through with what can only be described as anal gravy, all over the bathroom floor behind me.

Realising that I couldn't stop my squits firing out I had to make a quick turn to sit on the loo I just been sick into. The stench of the shit made me throw up even more and as I slipped in my crap to try and sit on the loo I tried to also reach for the basin near the toilet to be sick into a the same time, only it was just out of reach.

I then spent the next 10 minutes alternating between throwing up over my knees and sink and shitting into/around the loo as I tried to time the exits from both holes.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:26, Reply)

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