My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Mate's Halloween fancy dress party. Meet at 3 on Saturday afternoon in local, dressed as Hitler. Pile into drinks till about 9 then back to his. one of the lads knocks over 2 trays of vodka jellys which i salvaged by hoovering off the tray with my mouth. This thinks the host is a cue for the yard of ale! Except only cheap warm cider left! I still hold the record for vomiting a yard of cider back into the glass with no spillage.
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:42, Reply)
Mate's Halloween fancy dress party. Meet at 3 on Saturday afternoon in local, dressed as Hitler. Pile into drinks till about 9 then back to his. one of the lads knocks over 2 trays of vodka jellys which i salvaged by hoovering off the tray with my mouth. This thinks the host is a cue for the yard of ale! Except only cheap warm cider left! I still hold the record for vomiting a yard of cider back into the glass with no spillage.
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:42, Reply)
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