most embaressing day of my life
1. Last year on my 18th birthday, i thought it would be a fantastic idea to smoke as much as humanly possible, before my birthday meal. It wasn't a good idea.

Me and 2 of my friends smoked alll damn day at the beach, then tried to walk home. I stopped at what was the 'alldays' in Tuckton, Bournemouth.

As I got to the counter, Basketfull of munch, i felt a bit icky, "thats £6.10" please", so i give her a tenner, "Have you got the extra 10p?", "yeah sure" i reply and start looking through my wallet.

As i unzip my wallet, I pretty much black-out, headbutt the counter and then slide down the side of it. This i must add is my local shop, i go in it pretty much everyday. Everybody tried to help me up and took me outside, needless to say, i chucked everywhere on the way out, being dragged by 2 shop workers.

As i get outside my mates see me, totally white, spew down my front and being dragged outside, i tried to sit down, but instead just fell over and banged my head on the bin.

The Manager was going to call the ambulance, but my mates, surprisingly quickly started rambling on falsely that i was diabetic, so to give me sugar! excellent work

Wasn't all bad, i did get a free ribena!

2. About 4 weeks ago i went to Turkey, stayed in a nice all-inclusive hotel, and got wasted all the time.

Second day, i was violently sick during karaoke night, where i was dueting with my little sister on 'barbie-girl' as Ken. Sweet jesus... "come on Barbie lets go.. hwuuurrrgrhrghrgr"

3. Turkey again, feeling shit the day after karaoke i went tandem paragliding, took 45 minutes to get up the mountain, on the back of an old landrover. About 5 minutes into my descent, my pilot began the tricks.

I've never been sick from 6000ft before, but it was an experience ill never forget.

Will
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 17:44, Reply)