My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Ahh I can remember it just....A friend of mine's Mum had recently divorced her husband and my mate Emily wasn't too happy about her Mum's new boyfriend.
So much so that one evening she invited me around to her house to quaff a few ales and to remonstrate about what a cock this bloke was. After a very expensive bottle of red wine each (liberated from his cellar!) followed by tequila, vodka, absinth, lager and herbs she decided that she was going to scrach his very, very expensive new Converible Mercedes that was parked out in the garage.
A sturdy implement was found to do the deed and as she was preparing to make the first incision I let fly with the most foul emmission of projectile vomit you have ever seen...... stinking of tequila and the colour of plums it managed to land right in the driver's (white calf-kin leather) seat and covererd most of the inside of the car...!
£2850.00 to clean the car and she never let on it was me :)
What a trooper!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:51, Reply)
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