My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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VOMITWhen i was 17, we went to the local pub, in a small village in bedfordshire, drank 5 pints. quite pissed. at abotu 10:15 the landlords son joined us, so we stayed for a lock in, 3 more pints later we all decided to ahve a comfy jacks (2x sothern comfort, 2x jack daniels, necked in one) after a few pint this seamed like a good idea so only me and my mate did, my mate took one sip and didnt have anymore, i put it straight down the hatch, 1/4 of an hour later anotehr friend was making sure i didn't choke on vomit, the stomach cramps were so bad i was farting at the same time as puking
An edit, We drink this thing called a sheep dip, 1/2 pint of cider, aadvocat and creme de methe, so far i haven;t gone crazy on it but its only a matter of time since my mate coated the inside of his hallway in green slime (you can add anything else to this concoction) (IT GOES SOILD AFTER ABOUT 15 MINS)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:45, Reply)
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