My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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About 18 years ago (can that be right ...!?!?) I was playing some drinking game with a bunch of people using some dreadful combinations of stuff. As far as I can guess, the whiskey caused the Advocaat and the Malibu & milk to mix and curdle in my stomach. In the early hours of the morning I had to step over sleeping bodies to throw up yellow super-sticky vomit out of the window.
Four weeks later, through wind and rain (this was Wales, after all) this lump of stuff persisted outside the window. I think the last traces took about 3 months to clear.
I considered calling NASA to see if they were interested ....
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:48, Reply)
About 18 years ago (can that be right ...!?!?) I was playing some drinking game with a bunch of people using some dreadful combinations of stuff. As far as I can guess, the whiskey caused the Advocaat and the Malibu & milk to mix and curdle in my stomach. In the early hours of the morning I had to step over sleeping bodies to throw up yellow super-sticky vomit out of the window.
Four weeks later, through wind and rain (this was Wales, after all) this lump of stuff persisted outside the window. I think the last traces took about 3 months to clear.
I considered calling NASA to see if they were interested ....
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:48, Reply)
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