My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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new years evefor 2004. It was the first (and last) time I drank straight Absynth. Apparently, I was checking to see how much money I had in my wallet when I was sick - right in my wallet. Completely unphased, I folded my sicky wallet back up, put it in my pocket then calmly bumped my way into the bog to finish off my business!
Can't remember where I spent the £20 note, but I remember the 2p coins smelling really fucking nasty - you know, like old copper and barf.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:20, Reply)
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