My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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poor dadMy mates 18th. He'd been out every night for a whole week, getting lashed every day. This was friday, the 5th day of consecutive getting-pissed. After wayyy too many beers, he came home and felt rather sick. He had the "feck, im going to be sick. i need a bathroom within 5 seconds or its going to go everywhere" feeling. Fortunately he was in his house next to the downstairs toilet. Unfortunately someone was in it. He tried to leg it upstairs but never made it - his dad spent the next few hours cleaning up the trail of puke running up the stairs, along the landing and into the bathroom. Isn't it a bugger when you're bursting and someones on the loo? :p
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 7:54, Reply)
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