My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Tenerife 1997, 21st Birthday.I wouldn't so much call this a bad vomit - to this day I am very very proud of it.
Been out on the piss all night with the tour company and in the last club I was hauled up on stage as it was my birthday. I was presented with a pint of this...this...well fuck knows what it was but it was orange at the bottom and red at the top. After downing this and dancing a bit longer we left and went to the burger van for a burger. Feeling a bit queasy I thought a tuna roll would be a good option, obviously not. Within seconds of the first bite hitting my stomach it decided it wanted to re-appear so I made a bee line for the nearby bushes, however, my mate grabbed hold of me "Where the fuck are you going?!" he asked...too late. I managed to projectile vomit over the burger van, the tables and chairs, Tara the quite delightful rep and my mate. The bushes remained unsoiled.
Felt much better after that so went for a McDonalds (not wanting to ask the rather unhappy Burger Van owner for anything) and managed to vom everywhere in McDonalds too.
This still remains a talking point to this day.
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 11:48,
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