My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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cat+puke=carnageMy worst vomit was not, amazingly, alcohol-related, as it happened when i was about 5. I was feeling a little queasy, as children do from time to time. Unfortunately my cat happened to be passing at the time. Cue one panicking puke-covered cat leaving a trail of carrots in its wake as it flees my carroty bombardment...
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 17:02, Reply)
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