My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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i win (worst vomit)In college i woke up the night after a party. I felt shitty so I downed a pitcher of water and headed off to my german class. About halfway through I started to feel sick so I went to the bathroom...I decided I was going to have to get out of there so I went back to the room got my stuff and snuck out...I kept thinking to myself...I can make it to my car, don't hurl in the middle of campus while everyone is watching...so I finally made it to my car and began the drive to my apartment when I couldn't take it. I hurled all over myself in the car as I was driving. I caught the horrified glimpses of drivers passing as I puked up pitchers of vomit in my lap, trying to control the car as I'm speeding down the road. Eventually I made it home. As for the car, I poured a bottle of Febreeze in the driver's seat. Good as new.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 21:53, Reply)
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