My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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The Orthodontist cheek incidentI had an evil shit for an Orthodontist. One day, while he was in my mouth, upto the elbow with his torque rench (or summat) he touched that vom trigger at the back of my throat.
I tried to warn him "Imb gonba buke" said I.
"I'm sorry, what?" he said withdrawing his hands from my mouth and actually leaning his ear toward my face.
Boosh! Have it! Right on the side of the face. I copped a bit of splash back, but it was fucking worth it.
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bowdie, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:33,
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