My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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School daysOn our senior trip in high school we were turned loose in the big city of Toronto. One of the "coolest" girls in the class gets shitfaced and pulls a cute jock. They're doing the horizontal gavotte for two when she props herself up on her elbows and pukes down his back! He's in his vinegar strokes and can't stop so he pounds away with nacho chunks working their way into his asscrack at every thrust.
This was almost 30 years ago and she still hasn't lived it down.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 5:28, Reply)
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