My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Flaming LamborghiniOne night my mates and I decided to to have a "Flaming Lamborghini" which, as the name suggests, is one of these ignited alcoholic drinks with about five shots of tequila in one glass. The idea is that you're meant to drink the entire thing before the straw melts. Well I'm not much of a spirit drinker but one of my friend is skulling this shit like it's water, so I'm being very competative and trying to keep up. I finish it and I feel my stomach churn. About a minute later I run to the toilet, but before I could even reach the door I promptly eject my techicolour yawn all over the floor with practically the entire night club watching. When I reach the toilet I've essentially finished my business. I come out and the bouncers kick me out out the street under the impression I'm completelt slaughtered. I wasn't even drunk I just drank to fast and took in a lot of air, plus the drink tasted like shit.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:37, Reply)
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