My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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A few years agoI went round to a mates house for the standard let's get drunk off cheap beer scenario. Which i duely did. After a while of this, i was feeling fine and decided to go for a dump. I don't know whether the force of the dump or the beer caused me to pass out but i did. I remember waking up with my face in a sink full of vomit, turd hanging down and my troussers round my ankles. I drained the sink, shook the turd off and went back to sleep.
My mate took photos. The fuck.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 12:18, Reply)
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