My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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not me my brother, and written by himOne day a few years ago i was drinking away at a party and we ran out of sensible things to drink, so began making strange cocktails out of say ketchup and vodka (not good) and guinness and say mayo (not good, not good at all). So eventually my mate says whos going to drink some washing up liquid then? i hear some one shout "only if you mix it with vodka!" i realised it was me that said it right after i did. oh dear. so my mate being the mate he is, pretended to put vodka in and i downed a reasonable 3 or 4 fingers of yellow goo. "feeling fine" i belched. after about half an hour, belly quivering and shaking like an earth quake, i fought my way to the kichen sink and barfed like ive never barfed before. i remember someone saying "look hes throwing up bubbles" and me shouting "piss off, im not" just as i blew a good 2 inch bubble out my nose. mmmm chunky bubble filled sink. turns out washing up liquid is a laxative too and it turns you guts to greased lightning. im acually feeling sick just remembering this. a good time all round i feel.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 12:31, Reply)
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