My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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primary school pukeWhen i was 6 i woke up feeling very ill, but still went into school. Standing up in the hall where the whole school attended for morning prayers, i valiantly tried to stop myself being sick all over my classmates. End of prayers, i walk upto the headmaster to tell him i'm going to be sick and then redecorate his pants and shoes with my breakfast. Sorry Mr Kehoe that you had to wear shorts and sandals for the rest of the day, but i got to go home (weeeee!)
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 13:28, Reply)
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