My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Igot pissed up one night and went home to my bed. As soon as I was in my bed the room began to spin wildly out of my control so I had to vomit to help straighten things up a bit, but I was far from the toilet and too boozy to get there so I spied my bin in the corner of my room. I was still in my bed as I vomed up and tried to arc my spew over my room into the bin, once I was satisfied that I no longer needed to honk I passed out and woke up to a horror scene quite frankly, no vomit made it into the bin only a little on the side :( all of my vom lay spread over all my floor and all my clothes nice real nice. It totally stank and it made me honk all over again this time I made the toilet.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 13:38, Reply)
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