My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Hogman-vom-ayLast night in a Scottish cottage at New Year, we decided we couldn't be bothered taking home the bottles which had been opened - so we drank them. Memories after this point are fuzzy, but there was certainly weird shit like Kahlua and Cointreau, as well as vodka, gin, sherry etc.
Next morning, I got up with 30 seconds to go before we had to leave, threw on clothes (room spinning), managed to drink water, and got into my brothers brand new Alpha Romeo. White leather upholstery. Nice.
Ten minutes later the alcohol poisoning combined with Scottish roads that go both up and down, as well as left and right, produced an uncontrollable projectile fluorescent green vomit. Think Exorcist, and you'd not be far wrong.
Managed to throw up into a plastic carrier bag, but the "safety" holes just sprayed the vom further, like a sprinkler system.
The offending bag was dumped into a skip in a layby, where it probably sits to this day, like toxic waste.
And we sat with the smell all the way to the Midlands.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 17:39, Reply)
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