My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Double DumperMy mates had a house party a few years back, as you do when you're 16 and your parents go on holiday leaving you unattended. About 20 of us descended on this house, and after drinking all the beer we brought with us, the next logical thing was to drink our way through his parents drinks cabinet. Not one by one, but all at once mixed up in a massive fruit bowl. Suprising everyone made it to bed without puking, but i woke up 2 hours later, with my bladder on fire storm into my mates bathroom to find him completely naked puking his guts up. He tells me he's nearly done, with chunks dripping down his chin, goes for a final wretch and a little nugget popped out the other end. He still hasn't lived it down.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 17:49, Reply)
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