My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I just remembered a good 'un....A few years back I was at a house party. I think it was someones 16th or something.
Anywho, my friend, who we will call Paddy (its his name afterall) was given 10 bercardi breezers by his mother to share out between people. Being a teenager and an idiot he decides that drinking all 10 as fast as possible is best.
About 20 minutes later all the bottles have been drunk and hes staggering around like an idiot saying hes gonna be sick.
We drag him to the toilet push him in and shut the door thinking he can do the rest by himself. Waiting outside the door we hear the most horrific puking sounds like something out of a cartoon. The noises are so bad that people start crowding around waiting for him to come out.
When the door finally opens Pad quickly steps out goes down the stairs and tries to leave (but only makes it to the driveway before passing out).
Inside the toilet is like a scene from a horror flick. The walls are covered in pinky-red vomit as is the toilet lid and seat.
He hadnt bothered to lift either before puking resulting in a cascade of vomit outwards...
It was so bad that the walls were repainted.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 18:04, Reply)
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