My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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...a few years ago,I was having a night out and drank too much beer and tequila. (Mixing different drinks together is never a good idea!) When the bar closed for the evening my drinking mate sugested we should stop for a quick kebab. He bought a kebab for me and nice as I am I felt it nessesary for me to eat the food. (Although I didn't feel up to it, beeing very drunk and all...) I manage to finish it, just with some spilling of kebab, running down my jacket and jeans. I also manage to get home afterwards. (Don't remember how, could have been some crawling involved!) I started laying down on my bed when I felt my stomach and my bowels moving. (Bad kebab!) I barely managed to get myself into the bathroom and onto the toilet where by bowels emtied themselves with sickening splashing and running noises. In that exact same moment I felt a vomit pressing up and I also puked bits of kebab and vomit all over the floor and into my bathroom sink! The bathroom and myself stank of vomit and shit for several days afterwards. The lesson I learned that night: *NEVER* eat kebab after drinking heavily!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 19:59, Reply)
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