My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Too young to remember... obviously...
...but my uncle Philip thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever seen. I was about two or three months old and was being presented to my endless collection of maternal relatives by my eager father for the first time, and introduced myself to my clan by instantly projectile vomiting onto my poor dad's face at the vital moment.
( , Sun 22 Aug 2004, 20:43, Reply)
...but my uncle Philip thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever seen. I was about two or three months old and was being presented to my endless collection of maternal relatives by my eager father for the first time, and introduced myself to my clan by instantly projectile vomiting onto my poor dad's face at the vital moment.
( , Sun 22 Aug 2004, 20:43, Reply)
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