My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I had been out on a particularly savage piss-upand my girlfriend said she wanted to stay at mine that night. I was cool with that because the beer had increased my amourous nature by at least 9 pints at this point. We went home and I decided to crack open a bottle of red wine to add to the up-and-coming 'romance' of the evening. We polished this off and went upstairs and started getting down to business. Unfortunately for me, mid-way through my guts started churning and before I could stop myself I had deposited the contents of stomach on her chest and hair (miraculously missing her face!). Needless to say she wasn't amused and left.
She's not my girlfriend any more...
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Soup and a Sandwich, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 12:55,
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