My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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For the record
i dont vomit when intoxicated, am i missing out?
the only thing that to this day i cant remember doing due to such copious ammouts of drink was to insist that i show everyone a party trick, so i smashed my head into a bowl of cocktail sausages on sharp sticks, i collapsed on the floor with about 10 sticking out my head, and blood pissing out, my friends kindly pulled them out is a drifed off to the land of nod.
how i managed to not lose an eye in the process in unknown, in the morning i asked where the blood on the walls was from, to be told from me, i then looked at me head to see numerous holes and dried blood. thats what you get for an all day all night session, messy.
( , Mon 23 Aug 2004, 13:03, Reply)
i dont vomit when intoxicated, am i missing out?
the only thing that to this day i cant remember doing due to such copious ammouts of drink was to insist that i show everyone a party trick, so i smashed my head into a bowl of cocktail sausages on sharp sticks, i collapsed on the floor with about 10 sticking out my head, and blood pissing out, my friends kindly pulled them out is a drifed off to the land of nod.
how i managed to not lose an eye in the process in unknown, in the morning i asked where the blood on the walls was from, to be told from me, i then looked at me head to see numerous holes and dried blood. thats what you get for an all day all night session, messy.
( , Mon 23 Aug 2004, 13:03, Reply)
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